She's been through a lot and making the transition from hospital to home (and kids) is sort of a shock to the system all by itself.. Just try to be a buffer between her and the kids for a few days, and she'll be back to normal in no time.. Which STILL won't get me laid.

A DC for the house. I like that idea. Hafta super glue the little dust collectors (oh, I mean figurines) to the box so they don't get sucked up, but then you could have 4 ports at strategic locations. Maybe with synchronized air jets to blast the dust off just prior to collection. If I cover all this stuff with lace doilies, she'll let me build it. Know where I can get lace doilies big enough to cover DC plumbing?
