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WANTED  person (Quint)  to remove stump in my yard re: Stump III just when you thought it was safe to walk around the yard! I'm looking for a special person to tackle this job....someone with an axe or an axe to grind...and someone willing to take the job for 40 bucks. Its downtown, from a 100 year old tree... maybe  6 inches off ground, about 3 feet diameter etc etc. (it was - 3 tons and 25 (125) feet long if it was an inch!) Its a mean, tough ol'  stump.... and I need a true tree cutter to take on' this challenge. Don This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it 837-2639 You should have a Quint's attitude.... I'll catch this bird for ya, (I'll CUT THIS STUMP FOR YA')  : but it ain't gonna be easy... Bad fish. It's not like going down to pond chasin' blue gills or tommy cots. This shark - swallow ya hole. L'il shakin', l'il tenderizin', down ya go. Now we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than 3000 bucks chief! I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him... and kill him... for ten! Now you gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or ya wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers; I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Vaughn: Thank you very much Mr. Quint. We'll, uh, we'll take it underadvisement.

Are you outta your mind Don? 3 feet in diameter?? Your probably looking at an Oak. $40 Bucks?????? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH. Dude, your gonna need a stump grinder at $65/hour, for at least TWO hours. Plus your gonna have to pay some shcmuck 40/hr, just to hold on to it. Your other alternative is to drill a two inch diameter hole 18 inches deep and shove a stick of dynamite in it. Bunch o' sissies I never said it would be easy! A fine bunch o' pink  leotard wearing hard hat lumberjacks you are PS: I don't need a Cadillac Stump grinder for $65 an hour....I'll take some hillbilly with a pickaxe as long as its 40 solids. I will admit that the city of Winnipeg came to the boulevard in front of the house and ground out a similar stump  a few months ago and they had a city truck with grinder and about 7 guys involved. One to operate the grinder a few to stand and block the sidwalk and three to order the take out Tim Hortons Coffee. But.... I do advise anyone to RUSH with offers to take me' stump.... it won't last long I will even let all applicants keep the woodchips. (cause Im a helluva nice guy