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I bet she will be drunk before noon tomorrow. I hope the 200 Criminals, oops I mean guests, who will be attending the Steel Magnolia's nuptials, to her first husband, fall into quick sand in the sink hole. I hope it rains all day tomorrow.

We're getting word that Jenna's pussy-whipped fiancee Henry Squirrel Hager is being unmanageable and petulant because he has to wear a pink tux tomorrow, per Jenna's insistence. And Jenna's sister Barbara some weeks ago told a Dallas TV reporter (supposedly off the record) that the Squirrel didn't know what a condom is for until Jenna produced one the day Henry proposed during that camping trip. Barbara said that upon first seeing the condom, Hager screamed, What? I told you to bring a rubber! And Barbara said that Jenna came back with, Well Hennie, your dick is so little it won't stay on anyway! They have quite a life ahead together, I'd say. About a month ago, Hager was heard telling some friends at a Fort Worth gay bar that he was ready to call the wedding off after his future father-in-law played a trick on him.  It seems that Dumbya had informed the Squirrel that he'd expect his future son-in-law to scoop up the family dog's poop and clean up the animal's piss and vomit whenever he and Jenna were visiting the ranch in Crawford.  Seems Henry performed this task about a half-dozen times prior to last weekend, when Bushie told Squirrel that he had been kidding all along.  Only a slow, sloppy blow-job from Jenna could persuade Hager to proceed with the marriage.

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Latest word is the ceremony has been delayed about an hour while the family finds a clean pair of tux trousers for Squirrel Hager.  Seems he had an accident after a big breakfast of sausages and hash browns. And Jenna's had to turn to Calamine Lotion to cover the deep hickeys on her chest and cleavage.  Her sister told a Fox News reporter Monday that Jenna, against Barbara's sisterly advice, did have relations with one of her 71 former boyfriends, Joey Buttafuoco Jr., last Sunday at the Crawford, Texas, Sleep Inn.  Tsk-tsk-tsk!

Latest word is the ceremony has been delayed about an hour ========================== Nothing on CNN or PMSNBC  . Must just be your crack buddies pulling your vagina again.