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I've been a Jewish woman since birth and speaking as an authority for the Jewish Elite Wild Female Unattractive Condition (make donations payable to: JEWFUC), I can tell you emphatically, that without surgical intervention, there are no extremely attractive Jewish women, _base_d on the gentile consensus of what defines attractiveness... I know you're posting from alt.comedy. standup - but it needs lots of work. Really. Susan

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Is a Jew incapable of being anti-Semetic? Please. No one hates Jews more than Jews. haha I told ya ? Did your sense of humor develop as a defense mechanism during childhood? I grew up in blonde, L.L. Bean New Hampshire. I was dark and hairy, ? and kids called me Ape Arms. I was also a bedwetter into my teens, so there was a lot of humiliation. Who are the social opposites of Jews? Do they have comedians? Are they funny? I've never found any jew comedian funny, except Rodney Dangerfield, a nice man. All the others are just stupid like Jerry Lewis or have foul mouths and are nasty. -JB- That's because you're a Schmuck... You got it, Toyota!ehe And as David Gale (Kevin Spacey) said in The Life of David Gale: Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision. I believe it is called a shmuck! ehee Pay little mind to this useless scab of skin, who's back from his extended weekend pass at the insane asylum!ehe He also uses the following aliases: Bugsy Buzzbomb, Avenger, Voice of Reason, Professor Bugsbaum, Mr. Nice Guy, The Boss, Hymie The Jew, Moishe The Jew, Dr. Lipschitz (insert 5 variations of his pretend doctor pseudonym here), etc. He's also clueless to Dangerfield (b. Jacob (later Jack) Cohen, LI, NY), whose shtick has always been raunchy! He's obviously never seen any of his HBO specials from the Big '80s. The jealous Gentile (aka anti-Semite) will call the comedy of Lenny Bruce vile, yet finds nothing wrong when a George Carlin (Gentile) does the same off-color humor. -D, NYC The Olympics could go anywhere else? Where else is there? New York is everything else. Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown, Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a cheap way to have relatives eh - JOAN RIVERS (b. Mo_link_sy, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer, as told to sweet Cindy Adams of Page 6, NY POST - oldest, continuously published newspaper in America; founded by one of our founding fathers, Alexander Hamilton).. The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves - JERRY SEINFELD (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - after being criticized severely, in September 1995, for airing an episode of his television show Seinfeld in which the characterization of a rabbi was deemed offensive), taken from Great Jewish Quotations by Jews & About Jews - By Alfred J. Kolatch.. In New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish! eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, LI, NY, insert you know what here!ehe) If you're a Jew, and you're so smart, why can't you use some fucking paragraphs? Simple: I like pissing off jealous Goyim such as yourself!ehehehe -D, NYC Perhaps my own personal early background, a thoroughly anti- Semitic culture, enables me to perceive more clearly than most certain realities of Jewish-Gentile relations in the US. Anti-Semites, whether of the truly vicious or almost casual type, perceive Jews as inferior...On the contrary, they are superior - STEVE ALLEN (from his introduction to Tim Boxer's Jewish Celebrity Hall of Fame, 1987).. In 1983 alone, Jewish-American scientists received 27% of the Nobel prizes awarded in their disciplines. In proportion to their population number (2%), the number of Jews in medicine exceeded 230%, those in psychiatry neared 480%, and those in mathematics approached 240% - JEWISH CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE By Asher B. Etkes & Saul Stadtmauer.. The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here ehe - WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NY).. The pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, an almost fanatical love of justice, and the desire for personal independence - these are the features of Jewish tradition that make me thank my stars that I belong to it - ALBERT EINSTEIN (Greatest mind of the 20th century and beyond) Hate to break it to you buddy, but we're not jealous of you, YOU'RE jealous of US. Bull dreck!eh Of course you are! Otherwise, you and your nitpicking bud would not have chosen to defy the NY Yid of Tid!ehee Like it or not, economic jealousy has always fueled anti-Semitism. The Final Solution was in direct response to Jews going oops upside Little Hitler's head in every echelon of life!ehe Show me the money, and I will show you the crimes against the Jews!! When they asked Willie Sutton, the famous bank robber, why he chose banks as his major focus for crime, he answered simply, That's where the money is! eh You don't have to be Einstein to know that capital always plays a significant part in the real story behind events. Jews (2% of the American population - wealthiest ethnic group in the US) are so few in number, yet so great in ability. We comprise so few of the world's population (1/4 of 1%), yet so many of its successes. Unfortunately, we have also been victims of our own success. Convenient scapegoats for the misfortunes of others. All that and you try to dress like us, talk like us, and try to bring shiksas home to momma. Jews dress like Gentiles? Levi-Strauss ring a bell? If not for Jews, your ilk would still be wearing washboards and clothesline pins!eheh DOH! When American tourists traveled to the Soviet Union before its collapse, they were often asked by merchandise-starved Russians to trade blue jeans for vodka. Levis! Levi's! were desperately sought, a kind of status symbol, liberty expressed in a pair of denims. Levi- Strauss is still the largest retailer of clothing. No other piece of apparel signifies America so much. Levi (b. Lob) Strauss made The Jewish 100: A Ranking of The Most Influential Jews of All Time by Michael Shapiro. As expected, the first major retailers were predominantly Jewish: Gimbels, Abraham & Strauss, Altmans, Kaufmans, Mays, etc. Today, we have Calvin Klein (CK), Ralph Lauren (POLO), Donna Karan (DKNY), and every other major Jewish fashion maven. Which Gentile in the fashion world comes close to Calvin Klein? Waiting...still waiting...crickets can soon be heard in the background LOL! Levi Strauss sold his first pair of jeans in Kentucky and most likely not to a Jew. �Jewish businesspeople have a will the gentiles buy this mentality. They don't make things for Jews. �Whatever fad gets hot with gentiles, the Jews follow suit. �(Like a jewish girl would ever wear a Hottie t-shirt unless they saw Mary McShiksa wearing one). Giogio Armani, Hugo Boss, Versace, all bigger than Calvin Klein. �And some of those names you mentioned are department stores, not clothing designers. By your logic the guy who invented the fork is a great chef. How you ever heard of a gentile trying to get into a jewish school? There are quite a few Gentiles attending Yeshiva U in Manhattan (center of the universe). Give me a % #. ?I'm sure it's nothing compared to the amount of Jews who applied to WASP country clubs. That mich is true, since Jews are a phenomenon!ehe Case in point: At the elite Ivy League schools, Jews make up 23 percent of the student body, yet they are a measly 2 percent of the US population. Money, friends and power can get anyone's kid into any school �Just look at what school our president went to. Remember, it doesn't take an Einstein (take a guess what his religion was?ehe) to excel in this world when you comprise the majority of its
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Sylvia de Niro Browne < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Or a gentile willingly moving into an orthodox jew �(sic) neighborhood and striving to be accepted? What a stretch of a supposition! Only a dumb gentile like yourself would even beg such a patently ridiculous question. Next. I was making a point you twit. �The point is that gentiles don't try to get in on Jewish life. �Jews try to get in on gentile life.<< Let's see: Judaism precedes Christianity...uhh...I think Jews arrived on the scene first? LOL! -D, NYC If we were forced to choose just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism is the most important intellectual development in human history - DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.. Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is everything. Einstein said everything is relative ehe.. Western civilization is undeniably a 'Jewified' civilization, however offensive the word may be to our ears because of the ugly use made of it by anti-Semites - anti-Semites believed that Jews were everywhere, and in a sense they were almost everywhere that counted in modern society - ALBERT LINDEMANN in Esau's Tears: Modern anti-Semitism and the Rise of the Jews.. The trouble with New York is it's so convenient to everything I can't afford! eh - JACK BENNY (b. Kubelsky, sweet).. Certainly, the world without the Jews would have been a radically different place. Humanity might have eventually stumbled upon all the Jewish insights. But we cannot be sure. All the great conceptual discoveries of the human intellect seem obvious and inescapable once they had been revealed, but it requires a special genius to formulate them for the first time. The Jews had this gift. To them we owe the idea of equality before the law, both divine and human; of the sanctity of life and the dignity of human person; of the individual conscience and so a personal redemption; of collective conscience and so of social responsibility; of peace as an abstract ideal and love as the foundation of justice, and many other items which constitute the basic moral furniture of the human mind. Without Jews it might have been a much emptier place - PAUL JOHNSON, Historian, A History of Jews & A History of Christianity

Is a Jew incapable of being anti-Semetic? Please. No one hates Jews more than Jews. haha I told ya ? Did your sense of humor develop as a defense mechanism during childhood? I grew up in blonde, L.L. Bean New Hampshire. I was dark and hairy, ? and kids called me Ape Arms. I was also a bedwetter into my teens, so there was a lot of humiliation. Who are the social opposites of Jews? Do they have comedians? Are they funny? I've never found any jew comedian funny, except Rodney Dangerfield, a nice man. All the others are just stupid like Jerry Lewis or have foul mouths and are nasty. -JB- That's because you're a Schmuck... You got it, Toyota!ehe And as David Gale (Kevin Spacey) said in The Life of David Gale: Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision. I believe it is called a shmuck! ehee Pay little mind to this useless scab of skin, who's back from his extended weekend pass at the insane asylum!ehe He also uses the following aliases: Bugsy Buzzbomb, Avenger, Voice of Reason, Professor Bugsbaum, Mr. Nice Guy, The Boss, Hymie The Jew, Moishe The Jew, Dr. Lipschitz (insert 5 variations of his pretend doctor pseudonym here), etc. He's also clueless to Dangerfield (b. Jacob (later Jack) Cohen, LI, NY), whose shtick has always been raunchy! He's obviously never seen any of his HBO specials from the Big '80s. The jealous Gentile (aka anti-Semite) will call the comedy of Lenny Bruce vile, yet finds nothing wrong when a George Carlin (Gentile) does the same off-color humor. -D, NYC The Olympics could go anywhere else? Where else is there? New York is everything else. Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown, Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a cheap way to have relatives eh - JOAN RIVERS (b. Mo_link_sy, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer, as told to sweet Cindy Adams of Page 6, NY POST - oldest, continuously published newspaper in America; founded by one of our founding fathers, Alexander Hamilton).. The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves - JERRY SEINFELD (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - after being criticized severely, in September 1995, for airing an episode of his television show Seinfeld in which the characterization of a rabbi was deemed offensive), taken from Great Jewish Quotations by Jews & About Jews - By Alfred J. Kolatch.. In New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish! eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, LI, NY, insert you know what here!ehe) If you're a Jew, and you're so smart, why can't you use some fucking paragraphs? Simple: I like pissing off jealous Goyim such as yourself!ehehehe -D, NYC Perhaps my own personal early background, a thoroughly anti- Semitic culture, enables me to perceive more clearly than most certain realities of Jewish-Gentile relations in the US. Anti-Semites, whether of the truly vicious or almost casual type, perceive Jews as inferior...On the contrary, they are superior - STEVE ALLEN (from his introduction to Tim Boxer's Jewish Celebrity Hall of Fame, 1987).. In 1983 alone, Jewish-American scientists received 27% of the Nobel prizes awarded in their disciplines. In proportion to their population number (2%), the number of Jews in medicine exceeded 230%, those in psychiatry neared 480%, and those in mathematics approached 240% - JEWISH CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE By Asher B. Etkes & Saul Stadtmauer.. The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here ehe - WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NY).. The pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, an almost fanatical love of justice, and the desire for personal independence - these are the features of Jewish tradition that make me thank my stars that I belong to it - ALBERT EINSTEIN (Greatest mind of the 20th century and beyond) Hate to break it to you buddy, but we're not jealous of you, YOU'RE jealous of US. Bull dreck!eh Of course you are! Otherwise, you and your nitpicking bud would not have chosen to defy the NY Yid of Tid!ehee Like it or not, economic jealousy has always fueled anti-Semitism. The Final Solution was in direct response to Jews going oops upside Little Hitler's head in every echelon of life!ehe Show me the money, and I will show you the crimes against the Jews!! When they asked Willie Sutton, the famous bank robber, why he chose banks as his major focus for crime, he answered simply, That's where the money is! eh You don't have to be Einstein to know that capital always plays a significant part in the real story behind events. Jews (2% of the American population - wealthiest ethnic group in the US) are so few in number, yet so great in ability. We comprise so few of the world's population (1/4 of 1%), yet so many of its successes. Unfortunately, we have also been victims of our own success. Convenient scapegoats for the misfortunes of others. All that and you try to dress like us, talk like us, and try to bring shiksas home to momma. Jews dress like Gentiles? Levi-Strauss ring a bell? If not for Jews, your ilk would still be wearing washboards and clothesline pins!eheh DOH! When American tourists traveled to the Soviet Union before its collapse, they were often asked by merchandise-starved Russians to trade blue jeans for vodka. Levis! Levi's! were desperately sought, a kind of status symbol, liberty expressed in a pair of denims. Levi- Strauss is still the largest retailer of clothing. No other piece of apparel signifies America so much. Levi (b. Lob) Strauss made The Jewish 100: A Ranking of The Most Influential Jews of All Time by Michael Shapiro. As expected, the first major retailers were predominantly Jewish: Gimbels, Abraham & Strauss, Altmans, Kaufmans, Mays, etc. Today, we have Calvin Klein (CK), Ralph Lauren (POLO), Donna Karan (DKNY), and every other major Jewish fashion maven. Which Gentile in the fashion world comes close to Calvin Klein? Waiting...still waiting...crickets can soon be heard in the background LOL! Levi Strauss sold his first pair of jeans in Kentucky and most likely not to a Jew. ?Jewish businesspeople have a will the gentiles buy this mentality. They don't make things for Jews. ?Whatever fad gets hot with gentiles, the Jews follow suit. ?(Like a jewish girl would ever wear a Hottie t-shirt unless they saw Mary McShiksa wearing one). Giogio Armani, Hugo Boss, Versace, all bigger than Calvin Klein. ?And some of those names you mentioned are department stores, not clothing designers. By your logic the guy who invented the fork is a great chef. How you ever heard of a gentile trying to get into a jewish school? There are quite a few Gentiles attending Yeshiva U in Manhattan (center of the universe). Give me a % #. ?I'm sure it's nothing compared to the amount of Jews who applied to WASP country clubs. That mich is true, since Jews are a phenomenon!ehe
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University Professor.. Wow, a Jew professor praising Jews. <clipped for nonsense.  What else have you got to paste?